Lansing Pinball League

Remember our last league night before the July hiatus? Almost two months ago? Yeah, neither do I. Let me check the photos from the night to jog my memory… er, oops? I somehow didn’t take any photos. What the heck? I can’t explain that. But wait! This is what I keep notes for! Let’s see what my notes say.

Well, first of all, the one thing I did easily remember is that a historic event occurred: the first ever perfect score. Someone had the top score on every single game for the night, and that someone was Mike. This is certainly the first time it has ever happened under my era of the league. I don’t recall it ever happening during the Matt era either, although since I don’t have records of that, it might have happened early on (and if it did, the winner-spinner-chicken-dinner was probably Chris). Mike’s achievement was unlocked on bank Calliope, the “movies/TV” bank. This means that one of the games he had to blow up was South Park, and as Tim once pointed out, that’s a game you really feel more ashamed than proud to put a good score on. Luckily this is the last time we had to play it in league, since it (along with Elvis, which I’m a bit sadder about) left for Guardians of the Galaxy and Batman ’66.

Aha, my notes also remind me that we had a few new members joining this time, namely Biff, Jett, and Logan (I swear those are real people and not extras from Captain Scarlett). At one point Logan came up to me to ask who that guy in his group was, the guy who’s really good. I figured out that he meant longtime league member Chris “Dr. Turtle”. I said that we have a lot of good people in the league now but that Chris is rather legendary for having won the first 10 seasons of the league before his winning streak was finally broken by Mike.

After league we had Tuesday Night Smackdown, as usual. The Smackdown champion, on Black Knight: Sword of Rage, was Danny, but my notes say the real excitement was in B division, where Josh ran a huge score up on Deadpool. Speaking of Deadpool, the Deadpool BOOM! tournament from Stern ended during our hiatus with Danny, Mike, and Josh in the 4th, 6th, and 7th places, respectively. That’s right: our little old Lansing Pinball League owned 30% of the worldwide leaderboard.

After the Smackdown tournament, some folks hung around to play for fun as usual. This led to an instant-classic LPL moment. Derik, while playing Metallica, began complaining, “I feel like I’m playing with a tiny little pinball here.” I asked him what he was talking about (I assumed he thought the game was too low on its legs or something). He insisted that the ball itself was “tiny.” Everyone started laughing at him because none of us could tell just by looking at the ball that anything was wrong with it. Derik got indignant and said he was going to prove it right here and now, and he opened up Metallica and laid all the balls from the game on the upended lockdown bar. We all had to admit he was right: one ball was perhaps 1/16″ smaller in diameter. I could see it when they were all lined up together, but I’m amazed that Derik could see it when they were in motion. As a result of this incident, Derik has been given the nickname “Caliper” by Russell.

We’re just about to resume the season with meeting #3 tonight at 7. We will be playing Clio, the “magic” themed bank, consisting of Black Knight: Sword of Rage, Lord of the Rings, Medieval Madness, Tales of the Arabian Nights, and Theatre of Magic.

April 23 was the eighth and final night of the regular season for Season 12. As such, it would decide who got that juicy top seed position and who would play A and B. We were on the randomly-chosen bank Calliope, the “adventure” bank, sparing us another night of South Park.

The night stands out in my mind because I nearly doubled my previous personal best on Game of Thrones. I got Blackwater going on Ball 1 (contrary to my usual GoT strategy, “just try to lock one ball per ball”), started hammering the hell out of the battering ram and shot whatever else I could. This ended up with my shooting one more Super Jackpot after multiball ended and the announcer voice was giving the final two seconds of a countdown. My group (Lexi, Lupe, and Jon) were all very excited by this. I rarely look at the score while playing as I just find it distracts me, but Lupe blurted out “You’re over a billion!” I was stunned because I have never broken a billion before. My previous best was in the 600 millions somewhere. When Ball 1 ended, Jon began shouting that I was the new queen and that he would gladly bend the knee to me. I think he was more excited than I was! Although I got another Blackwater going on Ball 2, I didn’t do anything like that Ball 1 and ended with “only” about 200 million more on the next two balls. That score earned me top game for the night on Game of Thrones and I can thank it for the fact that I edged out Josh by 1 point for the season. For my troubles I earned the right to play Danny instead of Mike first round. Yay?

Speaking of Jon, he told me again how much he loved the Critical Hit format we used for the March Hare Madness tournament and asked when I would run another one of those tournaments. I had to tell him that I was only planning to use that format for March Hare Madness, once a year, since I like to rotate formats for my charity tournaments. He asked if he could borrow my cards to run his own “just for fun” tournament and I said that as long as it was a day I could come that would be just fine. He said that he would also need my help drawing people to the tournament because, as he said, “you know how to get people to come.” I laughed at his overestimation of my sway, but of course I will do what I can. (Our next official charity tournament, by the way, will likely be in July. It will be the annual round robin tournament known as Rocket Robin.)

The other notable occurrence that I’m aware of is that Mike finally took the Grand Champion on Theatre of Magic back from Joseph, who had held it for at least two years. Joseph’s old score was around two and a half billion, and Mike knocked it down with 3.6 billion in his league game. Mike says Joseph gave him a death glare that he’s sorry I didn’t capture with the camera (although I’m not sure I would have wanted my lens shattered).

The Smackdown tournament for the night was on Deadpool, of course, since we are trying to get our league players on the Stern Deadpool Boom leader board. The league has been well represented so far. SummerSlam has subsequently taken over the job of giving Boom entry opportunities, so we will go back to picking a random Smackdown game for finals and Super-Ball/Zen night. Interest in SummerSlam has been surprisingly high already, with a lot of competition for scores, considering that it will run through the start of August. Mike won the night’s Smackdown on Deadpool and Pat came from behind with a strong third ball rally on The Beatles in the Undercard division.

The league season will be officially over after tonight’s final playoff tournament, with trophies going to the top three in each division. Will we have a third Lansing champion or will Mike defend his title? We’ll soon find out! See you at 7 pm! (And don’t forget you can check the regular season finishing positions on our league’s Google doc, here.)